Disclosure: The following post is an assignment for my AP Psychology class. I was assigned to write a letter from the perspective of a person with a personality disorder. It is in no way intended to represent actual events or personal details of my life.
Hey Lawrence!
Wow man college is different. Like, so different.
and i'm out of xanax. which is whatever i guess.
i had some when i got here.
somebody probably took them and took em like a party drug or something.
i'm pretty sure it was my roommate.
it must've been.
But, and i don't even know if i should be telling you this (don't use it against me!)
the one thing that hasn't changed is
EVERYONE IS STILL OUT TO GET ME!
Seriously!
I thought it would go away.
It started the very first day I was here.
I was moving my stuff into my dorm,
and some dude comes up and asks if i "need any help" moving in.
what do you think he wanted?!
there's no way he really just wanted to help me.
I'm sure he must know something about me.
Then last week in my astronomy class,
i asked why pluto wasn't a planet anymore,
and he started his answer with
"well, what people don't understand about..."
people?! yeah good cover prof.
can you beleive that?
attacking my character. while i'm right in front of him.
and he thinks by saying "people" instead of "adam" that i won't understand?!
so i guess he thinks im stupid too.
great.
another year of teadhers out to get me.
OH! and then at lunch yesterday!
this girl wanted to sit with me.
so already i was a little like ehhh what does she want...?
but i said yes cause she was really pretty.
and then she started asking me like what classes i was in,
and where i was from, what do i want to be when i grow up.
do i have any brothers and sisters.
can you beleive that?! the nerve!
she must be trying to like. i don't know.
steal my identity?
maybe not that.
but.
something.
i know its something.
well, whatever man.
hope its going better for you.
and please don't use this against me or anything.
like, yeah, you know.
alright see ya!
adam
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I'ma say you're kinda paranoid?
ReplyDeleteYours was fun to read. Hahah.
Haha this was pretty good. You're obviously paranoid about everything, including that girl at lunch. BTW, I would recommend sitting in a dimly-lit, quiet room and just meditate so you can focus your chi. Trust me (I know that's gonna be kinda hard to do, but...)!
ReplyDeletegreat letter, fun to read. it seems to me that you are obviously paranoid, and xanax is a good medication that could very well help you out, like you already stated you took.
ReplyDeleteThis was really interesting! You are paranoid about sooo much things! That girl who sat with you during seems pretty nice ;). You should try to relax a bit more or go through some good old therapy!
ReplyDeleteoh goodness another paranoid person! go through some therapy with the girl from lunch :)
ReplyDeletei enjoyed reading your blog!
you are quite paranoid sir, meds are evidently not working out. see a shrink if you don;t think he;s out to get you already.
ReplyDeletePARANOID! Xanax Needed :)
ReplyDeleteThis was funny to read. I wonder what the girl was thinking. lol
hah nice post mang..you seem to be paranoid, though do not give your meds to the party kids!
ReplyDeleteparanoid... this is a typical case.
ReplyDelete"and i'm out of xanax. which is whatever i guess." hahaha
ReplyDeleteand you so paranoid mayne